CDOBloggers had its first general
membership meeting last May 11, 2019 at none other than Seven Seas Waterpark & Resort, and as usual...I was one of the
last ones to arrive 👏👏.
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| Where is Waldo? |
Supposedly, we would have been there in
time for the speech, the highlight of the event and perhaps the food, so
technically it was my fault that we were late due to a hitch in my schedule.
And supposedly—I have to be honest here—I, a first-timer, wouldn’t have high
expectations for the waterpark after having to deal with many twists and turns
in the road.
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| Now Playing: Welcome To The Late Parade |
No surprises—it surprised me (the irony of
the sentence, lol). The first thing that greeted me once we were granted access
to the premises was the cool mist sprayed everywhere to give a certain
beachside effect to it, and that was already it (kudos to their creativity!).
Next was...again, the food. Granted, it was reserved for the event, but damn—the salad, the beef, the iced tea
and the pumpkin soup won the grand prize. Looking back on it, I regret being
too anxious about the waterpark’s time-limited features, because I lacked the
time to properly appreciate how good the food was.
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| Be my guest! |
I don’t regret trying out the rides
themselves, though—or more accurately, at least a fraction of the waterpark
experience. Being an open hydrophobic, it was quite silly of me to freak out at
first at the Mighty Maui River, but
soon enough it grew on me like a drug. Unfortunately, it closes by five PM, and
I am fairly certain I mentioned my severe lack of punctuality for this event.
But on the upside, Buccaneer Bay largely compensated for the fun I missed. Or, per
say, as much fun as a self-proclaimed shut-in can have, because it mostly
involved laying down on the “coast”, randomly “sitting” or “standing” around at
about two feet below the surface, or bobbing around like an oversized toddler
in a (my English has begun to diminish, my apologies) salbabida. And like every other ride, it is under a time limit of
until six. Bl0@dy h*11...
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| There's Waldo! |
For a first-timer such as I myself, I’d say
that the waterpark adventure back there was worth every second. And if you ask
me, I’m willing go back there one day and ditch a bit of my hydrophobia for
more of the experience. Maybe I’d be lucky enough to try out more of the pumpkin
soup... c(*w*c )
Fare thee well, hombres!
